( sepa ) Of Course, there are many things that can go wrong while drinking beer, so here is the troubleshooting guide
( sepa ) SYMPTOM: Feet cold and wet
( sepa ) FAULT: Glass being held at incorrect angle.
( sepa ) ACTION: Rotate glass so that open end points toward ceiling.
( sepa ) SYMPTOM: Beer tasteless, front of your shirt is wet.
( sepa ) FAULT: Mouth not open, or glass applied to wrong part of face.
( sepa ) ACTION: Retire to restroom, practice in mirror.
( sepa ) SYMPTOM: Everyone looks up to you and smiles.
( sepa ) FAULT: You are dancing on the table.
( sepa ) ACTION: Fall on somebody cushy-looking.
( sepa ) the best one
( sepa ) SYMPTOM: Beer is crystal-clear.
( sepa ) FAULT: It's water. Somebody is trying to sober you up.
( sepa ) ACTION: Punch him.
( sepa ) SYMPTOM: Don't recognize anyone, don't recognize the room you're in.
( sepa ) FAULT: You've wandered into the wrong party.
( sepa ) ACTION: See if they have free beer.
