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( sepa ) Of Course, there are many things that can go wrong while drinking beer, so here is the troubleshooting guide ( sepa ) SYMPTOM: Feet cold and wet ( sepa ) FAULT: Glass being held at incorrect angle. ( sepa ) ACTION: Rotate glass so that open end points toward ceiling. ( sepa ) SYMPTOM: Beer tasteless, front of your shirt is wet. ( sepa ) FAULT: Mouth not open, or glass applied to wrong part of face. ( sepa ) ACTION: Retire to restroom, practice in mirror. ( sepa ) SYMPTOM: Everyone looks up to you and smiles. ( sepa ) FAULT: You are dancing on the table. ( sepa ) ACTION: Fall on somebody cushy-looking. ( sepa ) the best one ( sepa ) SYMPTOM: Beer is crystal-clear. ( sepa ) FAULT: It's water. Somebody is trying to sober you up. ( sepa ) ACTION: Punch him. ( sepa ) SYMPTOM: Don't recognize anyone, don't recognize the room you're in. ( sepa ) FAULT: You've wandered into the wrong party. ( sepa ) ACTION: See if they have free beer.